parkingintopeter:
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
this has come across my dash so many times i’ve lost count, and each time my mind says..
what if -
what if you keep reblogging this joke and then a change is made so that the north american education system becomes similar to the educational system in China. then before you know it no one will even have the time to complain on tumblr about how much it sucks to be in school for a bazillion hours.
think about it - the number of notes combined with the power of tumblr and its ability to change the world.
izzetheking:
See this girl???
Her name is Busey… her pants were born weird….
The were bornw ith a disorder that makes her pants not raise up very high
Reblog this to let other people know about Short Pants that dont go up high enough
Tragic
im sorry.. but i just cant concentrate on the matter at hand bc of the dog in the background.
hasadigabitches:
A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
as a victim of my period, i cant being to express how much this helps with the healing process.. for i woke up on that very day a hot mess.
i wont get too specific on the details, for i could write a novel about this day.. but..
my story - it goes like this..
i awoke on my wedding day with a smile on my face, which then turned into pure horror and panic in a matter of seconds. either i was so excited i was about to crap my pants.. or the ‘gift’ of being a woman was upon me. mother nature - you’re a cruel bitch. after cursing my luck, i immediately wondered how the hell i was going to manage this disaster of womanhood in a white wedding dress.. knowing i needed an army of bridesmaids alone, just to hold the dress up while i pee! then there was the fear over what kind of long term damage squeezing into a corset could potentially do to my miserable, disgusting, bloated organs.
all im sayin is..
ladies - let this be a lesson to all of you. each time this post revisits your dash - remember this moment.
when your time comes and you get to choose your wedding party, its easy to forget that something so ugly could even be a possibility. in that happy, beautiful, wonderful, and exciting moment.. take a second to reflect back upon my experience.
just make sure that you pick supportive friends that will look away at a time like that, and know to never speak of it again.
this makes me feel at home
thenoodleboo:
robotsquid:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
i have no words, just laughter.. pure, crazy, hormonal laughter
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
sincerely,
husband asks me if im opening a snickers every. single. time.
(cuz thats obviously the best time to enjoy a snickers bar.)
Reblog if you remember VHS tapes.
aqueousescapist:
anidex:
aqueousescapist:
cloudydrake:
tea-phantomhive:
I can see it now. No NOTES!
The median age of tumblr isn’t THAT low. I know some people on this site who used to use floppy discs for class.
If you’re 14 or older you will most definitely remember VHS tapes. They weren’t THAT long ago.
Hahaha. I still use them.
Ahh I do when I’m at my mom’s place, she has like a hundred and one movies on VHS and most are the Disney classics :P
diychristmascrafts:
*I posted this on my other blog a long time ago but this post has updated tutorial information and better photos. I’m posting the updated version on my Holiday Blog because this would make a great gift with the Bina Brianca PDF Manual printed out. If you don’t want to DIY you can buy from Bina Brianca, made out of 100% Modal Jersey, for $42.50 here.
DIY Two Tutorials for the Bina Brianca Wrap. Have you see this? It can be worn as a scarf, cardigan, poncho, blouse, shrug, stole, turtleneck, shoulder scarf, back wrap, tunic and headscarf. You can download the PDF “how-to” manual for all these styles from Bina Brianca here.
love this! several of the ways to wear this attracted me to it until i envisioned myself getting so tangled up in the damn thing that i’d end up having to call for help.
